bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

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lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

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